October 2010
11 posts
i guess i gotta say goodbye
to the summer. but i’ll fill the emptiness.
bunk bedz R fun.
these internets are STOOPID.
cocohelado.
joy buggah.
weevils
just sat down to the last bit of my boiled veg hippie dinner, and in lieu of rice i put two whole grain wasa bread.
MISTAKE.
this was, in fact, the very wasa bread that i bought months ago [i think you know where this is going], and neglected to put in a sealable plastic bag.
this was, in fact, the very wasa bread that i ate two days ago, with a generous serving of cream cheese.
anyway! i...
last night's dream
going outdoors to enjoy a sunny place and inwardly cursing myself for not putting on sunscreen. (apparently, masochism can follow you into your dreams, too!)
because i like to please people
(especially ones with pretty names like rita burkart, this is for that purpose that i just stated).
jordan and eliza accidentally wear the same outfit. AWESOME!
molly doesnt have polio, but she DOES have a cupcake.
i wish my neurology course covered the use these BOMB-ASS tonics!
my first (and invariably last) baseball game.
my landlady hates me now because you came into my life....
yoink. →
another recent dream
involved singing to a classmate, losing all my hair, and becoming a botero figure.
last night's dream
unwisely got a whole bunch of lewd tattoos all over my body. wanted to get them removed, but i couldnt find out how to do it. tried to google tattoo removal places, but google was hand-written and unhelpful.
last night's dream
i turned to the mirror, only to see that my legs were just as thin as the cigarette i was smoking.