this only makes me more pumped for 1Q84 →
cuando las chanchas vuelen
sit-ups are so bourgeoisie →
for my birthday
i paid donna to talk to me. fun!
if elevators could talk (and judge you) →
new york makes people actually talk like this.
yeah, right. →
“just friends”? sure, whatever.
HAY U GUYZ...
The dodo should just have a sign on him that says, “Please kill me.” Ridiculous.– check out God’s Blog.