because, like the curator of a pathetic tiny museum that nobody visits, i want to show you some more interesting stuff that might be eventually lost to the tide of milquetoast entries that keep pouring in. like that time that i was on an airplane and almost lost my mind, or the link to a collection of photos that i am very proud of taking, or the prominent role that snoop dogg has recently taken in my life. things like that.

once in a while, i have amusing conversations with my mom about the afterlife.